You will have a chance to meet me and get a unique autographed Monana Upskirt Photo! If you happen to die down there, there’s a chance I’ll give your corpse a good clam-slam!
Before gaining her cult following of thirsty sweatlords, Monana was just another adventurous citizen of Azeroth. It was after constant comments about her bony hips and surprisingly supple breasts that she realized she had valuable assets with no expiration date. She may have a gear score over 7,000 but what does that matter when she looks best wearing none of it?